Robot Texter

A person to consistently have the same text conversations with every person on their contacts

"He's such a robot texter, I read his messages, and they are all the same, I don't feel special anymore."

by Mr.MurderMan February 4, 2018

ferrari testarossa

bits of other things.

fan belt went on me pug, next thing i knew the italins ad made a door handle out of it for a ferrari testarossa.

by Plasteres Mate October 15, 2018

Bed texter

Someone who is always texting when laying in bed. Lazy person. Doesn't get out of bed.

Me: Hey I am in bed, texting you
Person: LOL, you're a bed texter

by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019

bed texter

Someone texting you while laying in bed. Lazy scum. Doesn't get out of bed.

"you're always texting me while you're laying in bed, LOL such a bed texter."

by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019

Violent Texter

When someone sends multiple one sentence text messages in rapid succession when they are pissed off and are trying unsuccessfully to vent, or are in a situation that makes them feel so uncomfortable that they somehow have lost the ability to communicate as an adult. They feel that their inherit righteousness is somehow above all others, and that their personal needs should be met immediately.

Me: Dude, I had a 30 minute drive to Home Depot, and that bitch Mandy texted me 19 times while I was on the road.

Him:. Bro, that bitch sounds like a serious Violent Texter!

by Molexi August 1, 2019

Worst Texter Ever

Violet "Purple" REDACTED. Literally has no clue how to properly respond to text messages. You ask her "Hey what are you doing this weekend?" and she'll respond "Did you know that Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear? funky!" You ask her "What's the science homework?" and this lil' buffoon will respond, "I think I'm having an allergic reaction. I ate a bowl of tomato chili and I'm very allergic to citrus. LOL"

"Hey do you know who's the Worst Texter Ever is, right?"
"Yes it is Violet "Purple" REDACTED."

by mynameispurple September 25, 2019

Kacob Tetters

Slightly larger sexy sexy sexy man
He has a massive weenus and is a right ladies man.

“His largerness really complements his weenus” said woman 1
“Yeah he’s a really sexy Kacob Tetters” said woman 2

by Ebic person October 19, 2019