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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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tell me why

ain't nothin' but a heartache
tell me why

ain't nothin' but a mistake
by imjustrllybored June 30, 2023
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APRIL 11 or 12th!
you tell your crush you like them on april 11th or 12th!
(kiss em’ if you’re brave enough)
“hey man, its april 11th”
“yeah?”

i like you
“ayy no way, i like you too!”
or
“its april 12th. you know what that means?”
“what?”
“its national tell your crush you like them day!”
“NO”
“do it.”
by i break into song sometimes April 11, 2024
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no more "my body's telling me's"

Something someone says to someone that's high even if that said someone is higher than a blanket.
Woodspannaelanaitucket!
Woodspannaelanaitucket?
no more "my body's telling me's"
by Master of beargreen April 14, 2024
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im telling of you

a phrase used by young children, usually aging from around 4-10, to indicate what a person had said beforehand was inappropriate and unsuitable to say in a school. People over 10 will most likely use it satirically.
edgy 13 year old: shut the fuck up man or else it's done for our asses
little sister: ohhhmmmm im telling of you!!!
by Teyst April 16, 2024
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tell crow

How a chick from south bombay would ask you to tell her something. Accented version of "tell karo"
Piya: I heard some hot goss about you
Shanaya: tell crow!
by sobofuck April 28, 2024
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Tell the day, Sissy!

Something said by My 3 year old sister right before she saw me eating something, screamed and then poked my eye with a kool aid straw wrapper
"Tell the day, Sissy!: *sees food* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*pokes eye with straw wrapper and hits my computer*
by lampyvista April 30, 2024
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