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Testing Tanks

Physically challenging an adversary for a long duration of time. Beating someone with the utmost physicality and alpha-male dominance.
Joel Miller from USF was really testing tanks against Clemson.
by WAYDWYL April 12, 2011
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quasi-tasking

/v/ Workin like a hunchback in a church. Doing multiple, endless, meaningless tasks. Usually for a demanding and self-righteous person.
Oh man, yesterday my mom had me quasi-tasking for hours.
Seriously? That's the sixth thing you've asked me to do in the last hour! Stop quasi-tasking me man!
by this username is taken July 30, 2013
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Equi-task

To allot equal time to several different tasks, each exclusively and in sequence. The opposite of multi-tasking, it encourages equal division of remaining time into regular chunks and assignation to each chunk a single task to be focused on exclusively. This is the opposite of the multi-tasking approach that tries to balance focus on all objectives concurrently.
"The human mind is not equipped to multi-task, but it can equi-task as though the software was written for the hardware in direct machine language."

"Equi-tasking is the load-balancing of executive time management."
by OwenF August 7, 2014
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Social-tasking

Texting, tweeting, and instagramming; my fingers hurt from all this social-tasking.
by Deslaur January 28, 2014
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quantum-tasking

To do more shit at one time than humanly possible.
Friend; What up bro?
Resonse; Are you kidding. Been quantum-tasking to get homework done and keep the boss happy..
by Sparky286 December 20, 2014
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Schatz Tanks

When ones dog has a dripping butt hole, and you need to constantly let it out because of the smell in your house.
OMG dog, your SCHATZ TANKS !!!
by Klochis April 18, 2016
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Wank Tassel

A 'wank tassel' is an individual who pisses you off like a wanker, but is also useful in the same way a nipple tassel is mainly nice to look at.
'James is an absolute wank tassel!'
by kazherine July 3, 2016
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