Tamgoonery

Tamgoonery (noun) — Ridiculous, over-the-top antics caused by or centered around specifically female gooning; like tomfoolery, but specifically the brain-melted nonsense of a female gooner who’s way too locked in.

Turbetta: We were supposed to head out at 8, but Koyette's tamgoonery kicked in and the whole night got derailed.

by Turbo123T3 October 18, 2025

Tampon Tug-of-War

When two women insert a tampon in their vagina and tie the strings together and play tug of war.

Shariah and Jane play Tampon Tug-of-war

by Bigblackon697 January 11, 2026

Tampon Tug-of-War

When two women insert tampons in their vagina and tie the tampon strings together and play tug of war.

Sarah and Jane played Tampon Tug-of-War

by Bigblackon697 January 11, 2026

moving tampon

Also known as a Toyota Celica specifically black 7th gens

Ladi Dadi drives a moving tampon

by J/K November 10, 2013

icu tampon

The 3 to 5 day old tampon pulled out by a doctor that is later found to be the cause of your septic shock.

"Remember nurse to change daily Otherwise you'll get an icu tampon"

by Lotek March 2, 2015

Confetti tampon

The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes

Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.

by Twaat_head April 25, 2015

Ear Tampon

A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.

My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.

by BT_asgard June 20, 2016