Kind of like a trophy wife, but for white trash rednecks. Usually good at making fried anything, and full of sass.
"Man Bubba, I wish I could find me a real nice turkey wife to make me fried coon nuggets every day. "
by Meat Grenade May 27, 2015
Get the Turkey Wife mug.The flabby form of the male pectoral muscles as a result of not working out. Turkey titts generally look like slabs of hanging turkey meat.
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Get the Turkey Wasted mug.It is grill appetizer with a slice of chicken, cream cheese, and a piece of jalapeno all wrapped in bacon. They are called turkey turds because they look like a turkey dropping once cooked.
by Polar007 October 28, 2012
Get the Turkey turds mug.Christine: Hey Tai, why are you loosening your belt?
Tai: Yo, my turkey bloat is rolling over my pants. I gotta get some relief!
Tai: Yo, my turkey bloat is rolling over my pants. I gotta get some relief!
by christine sixteen November 23, 2010
Get the Turkey Bloat mug.soup made a few days after thanksgiving from leftover turkey. Every american should eat it to be normal
Hey mom, aren't you gonna start making the turkey soup yet?
I am sick and tired of this turkey soup!
Only losers have never heard of turkey soup.
I am sick and tired of this turkey soup!
Only losers have never heard of turkey soup.
by gobble gobble hehehe November 29, 2010
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