Loose turkey

A loose ass

Damn your girlfriends got a nice tight ass but you got a loose turkey!!!

by Lex looger December 20, 2019

Turkey lettuce

Turkey lettuce is the language of the gods only the ogs can use it if you use the og Turkey lettuce you will get your cheeks clapped with a side of frys

-Leviathan

*say turkey lettuce in a autistic voice and then do a autistic hand gesture*

by leviathan69 October 3, 2019

Street Turkey

Slang. A person performing in public for gratuities, esp. in a flamboyant or silly manner. Street Performing Busking

That street turkey was so entertaining, I tossed a sawbuck into his hat!

by Mermaid Badger October 8, 2019

Rave turkey

A peacock. Because they're colorful and iridescent and ready to party.

That rave turkey at the zoo was strutting his as off!

by HornyGecko October 5, 2017

Turkey hole

It is a move in football when the quarterback jams his ball in between two difference of players with the help of another man holding his wall

Did you see Tom Brady turkey hole the Broncos last night

by medicneballer April 20, 2018

Ranksgiving turkey

The person who farts, or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving. The Ranksgiving perpetrator.

Bobo let a huge fart rip in the kitchen at the family thanksgiving. What a Ranksgiving turkey!

by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Fear turkey

The thing I'll fuck right after sending another death threat to the Pope.

I just want to inflict as much fear as I can - just as stuffing a turkey. Which I'll then proceed to have sex with. That's right, I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey!

by thecrimsonfuckr_#vampire November 22, 2017