whole ice cream tub

whole ice cream tub......a personal problem that will require attention and indulgence

counsellor: man that's some girlfriend/boyfriend problem...that's a whole ice cream tub

by Joneeko March 16, 2020

Tubbed

Lights. Camera. Blackout.
When an individual is past the functioning blackout phase of drinking.

“Dude, Steve and Stacy were tubbed last night. I found them passed out in a bush.”

“Let’s get tubbed tonight.”

by skankysteve10 June 17, 2021

Hot tub

A time machine

Quickly to the hot tub

by Count Hellsing March 4, 2021

Hinckley Hot Tub

Hinckley hot tub. A standard hot tub, periodically topped up by sweat and piss generated by own-brand supermarket lager.
A favourite leisure activity some parts of Leicestershire.

I can't be bothered to get out of the hot tub for a piss.
Never mind mate, do it in the tub we're all friends! Make it a Hinckley hot tub.

by MDP SUPREMO July 19, 2022

Hot Tub Daddy

A friend or close acquaintance who nurtures one's mother in the hot tub.

My friend's mother accepted my invitation to the hot tub. I am now my friend's hot tub daddy.

by Mandudeson May 10, 2018

Airy Hot Tub

Ride a convertible with the top down in sub freezing temperatures, with the heat blasted inside and heated seats turned on

It’s 30F outside. Time to hop into the airy hot tub.

by funnychiron January 12, 2024

Tub

A tub is any being who dares consume more than 1 calorie a day. All non-tubs (gins) must, in fact, limit themselves to one steamed grain of cauliflower rice per year. If any more is consumed, you must be sacrificed to the immensely skinny, blue avatar men. Tubs must be eradicated in order for my fellow Gins to rise.

Look at that tubby capybara, it is so tubby for it cannot go a mere moment without consuming calories.

by gefilte gin May 23, 2022