The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.
by Lujobe April 2, 2025
Get the Toaster Strudelmug. by MannCow August 15, 2017
Get the Toastermug. by Badbirch69 December 5, 2020
Get the Toastermug. (Verb)
The act of taking a warm, albeit brief, bath with a plugged-in electrical appliance, such as a toaster.
The act of taking a warm, albeit brief, bath with a plugged-in electrical appliance, such as a toaster.
"Brian can't come out with us tonight. He was pretty torn up about his hamster so he went toaster surfing instead."
by Significant Sandwich May 15, 2018
Get the Toaster surfingmug. Two=2 fingers
Toaster=the crack of one's arse
Therefore, Two in the Toaster means inserting 2 fingers, usually the index and middle fingers together, up someone's arse... Visualize the cheeks as the sides of the toaster and the crack is the slot where the toast goes....
Toaster=the crack of one's arse
Therefore, Two in the Toaster means inserting 2 fingers, usually the index and middle fingers together, up someone's arse... Visualize the cheeks as the sides of the toaster and the crack is the slot where the toast goes....
For example, take these two fellers: Lance prefers to be the puppet master and Jasper likes to be the puppet..... The puppet master controls the puppet via inserting Two in the Toaster.... In other words, it's a way the dominant one controls the submissive one....whether it's the dominant feller in a homosexual relationship, or it's "The Man", IE-the gov't sticking it to the people.....
by sqwibly1 February 5, 2012
Get the Two in the Toastermug. Jeff: Yo, should I lay the pipe on Jenny tonight?
Ben: Ooooh I wouldn't.. If you are, at least wear a condom, she's a toaster bro.
Jeff: Yeah fuck that, good call. She's done the team.
Ben: Ooooh I wouldn't.. If you are, at least wear a condom, she's a toaster bro.
Jeff: Yeah fuck that, good call. She's done the team.
by peckerface22 December 10, 2016
Get the Toastermug. by That_one_weirdo42 December 24, 2020
Get the Toaster Strudelmug.