Toby is an absolute wanktard who is inept at firefighting. He is a class A prick and is shot at squash due to his abnormally short reach. He falls asleep after one beer and takes 40 minutes to do a shit.
This is why we love him though.
This is why we love him though.
by HeatDog69 November 23, 2021
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by Tobi1999 November 23, 2021
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Toby is inconsistent about his diet
by Wee wee 12 November 23, 2021
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Get the Toby mug.A poison toby is where you do a poop, and stack them on top of each other. This makes a tower, and then you diarrhea on top of the tower, and then sit on it therefore making it a Poison Toby.
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