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Kentucky thumb

As defined by the AK guy, a life-saving thumb that enters your jugular to stop yourself from bleeding out after firing an over-powdered .50 caliber SLAP round which explodes your bolt action Serbu RN-50. This thumb is necessary to saving your life since a fragment of the exploding bolt action rifle has lacerated your jugular, so without your Kentucky Thumb you would've die on the interstate driving to the nearest hospital as your father speeds past triple digits in your Silverado
Oh damn babe, look at that Kentucky thumb! you can come over to my place later ;)
by Sliding Bandit May 20, 2021
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STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder)

This a serious condition that is a direct result from texting to much. Working your thumbs till they become stiff.

This disorder may also effect hardcore gamers who play video games for long extended periods of time.
Mike: Hey Billy..you wanna play some Wii?

Billy: Not tonight man, I think I may have a STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder).

Mike: What!@#$ Is it burning?

Billy: No, I got stiff thumbs from texting to much last night. I can't use a controller till my thumbs work again.
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Bible thumper

someone who is always useing the bible to tell someone how bad they and how good the bible thumper is.
someone who tries to brow beat someone with yhe bible.
I had to get away from that bible thumper.
by Deep Blue 2012 August 18, 2009
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Thumb ring

Worn by men and women . For fashionable purposes.
"I like your new thumb ring ! "

"Thanks , doesn't it look good"
by Beautyass February 21, 2019
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Bible Thumper

one who has extramarrietal relations with their Bible...and for those of you who dont understand that...fucks their Bible
by GC Ender January 13, 2005
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grand theft auto thumb

In most grand theft auto games, a lot of cheats include left down right up left down right up. On an xbox or ps2 controller, you can slide your thumb across the directional pad to put these buttons in. If you do this too many times, you'll wear the skin off of your thumb.
Video gamer 1: Hey, wanna play Halo 2?
Gamer 2: No, I have a bad case of Grand Theft Auto Thumb.
by C_D_XXX May 23, 2007
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Thumbing

To thumb yourself - to thumb or stick your thumb or finger into ones anus.
Man - "Tom what are you doing?"
Tom - "I'm thumbing myself, it feels very nice."
by Plice December 31, 2011
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