by darkslasher87 November 30, 2013
Get the z warriormug. A derisory name for someone with the the unfortunate affliction of possessing an abnormally large nasal breathing apparatus attached to their chevvy - i.e someone with a huge, fuck-off nose.
Once upon a time, there lived an old puppeteer who was very skilled in the art of making little wooden boys. One puppet was made and granted magical powers so it came to life, however when he told lies his nose grew to obscene proportions.
Pinocchio: Oi Geppetts, was out boozing last night, only went to the blue anchor, pulled and nailed this gorgeous midget puppet all last night, she was rimming me then we just stayed up doing loads of class A's.
Geppetto: Fuck off trumpet warrior
Pinocchio: Oi Geppetts, was out boozing last night, only went to the blue anchor, pulled and nailed this gorgeous midget puppet all last night, she was rimming me then we just stayed up doing loads of class A's.
Geppetto: Fuck off trumpet warrior
by BobbyDazzleWazzler80 December 9, 2009
Get the Trumpet Warriormug. Someone who likes to surf but also from time to time expresses their emotions and feelings online on Reddit, usually mean or provoking comments to make the foe kill themselves.
by Starboy16 February 28, 2018
Get the reddit warriormug. Irish Army reservist, who is a student/worker/unemployed person during the week, but spends their weekends carrying rifles and MGs through the wilds of Ireland, with nothing to kill but time...
John: "Where's Stewie?"
Luke: "He's a weekend warrior, off fighting the good fight for freedom... twat!
Luke: "He's a weekend warrior, off fighting the good fight for freedom... twat!
by durka-durka-durkumf October 24, 2006
Get the Weekend Warriormug. the red warrior is a sexual position.Its when a guy pulls the girls tampon out using just his mouth and than shakes it around while still holding in his mouth.
by andrew (wHiTeY) March 15, 2008
Get the red warriormug. Tell's girls that they're gorgeous, beautiful etc. on Facebook but face to face they don't talk the girl. They also take pictures of themselves in the mirror and often look like a complete cock but they don't know it.
"That dickhead said he liked her on Facebook but I've never actually seen him talk to her."
"Yeah he's a right Facebook warrior."
"Yeah he's a right Facebook warrior."
by I shake tree's for milk January 10, 2012
Get the Facebook Warriormug. Warrior Cats (noun: wOhr-ee-ehr caats) is a complex set of holy books which pertain mostly to the story of several groups of anthropomorphized cats living in the woods. These books are considered holy scripts of the religion Furrism, the #2 most popular religion among Furries.
The majority of furries born in Foxikaji Woods (Pacific Northwest territories), Flurrysnow (eastern Canada, southern Sasketchewan, and New England), DustyPawsfur (USA Midwest), the Dokkikanju Territories (Great Britain; sometimes this territory is also referred to as Horsecock Island), and SandyPaw Island (Australia) are raised with these holy texts alone (although other popular Furry texts such as Wings of Fire aren't uncommon in these regions). Because of this exposure, the Warrior Cats books are often the first of such texts that Furry parents show to their children--henceforth continuing the cycle.
Originally written by disciples of Saint Fireheart the Catfucker (the Furry patron saint of zoophilia) around 1270, the Warrior Cats books have certainly withstood the test of time. It is believed by many scholars that the original texts came from Fluffypad, Dokkikanju and were written by the Apostles Foxwarren, JoJo, and Briella--the latter of which would go on to become the Furry patron saint of fursuits.
The majority of furries born in Foxikaji Woods (Pacific Northwest territories), Flurrysnow (eastern Canada, southern Sasketchewan, and New England), DustyPawsfur (USA Midwest), the Dokkikanju Territories (Great Britain; sometimes this territory is also referred to as Horsecock Island), and SandyPaw Island (Australia) are raised with these holy texts alone (although other popular Furry texts such as Wings of Fire aren't uncommon in these regions). Because of this exposure, the Warrior Cats books are often the first of such texts that Furry parents show to their children--henceforth continuing the cycle.
Originally written by disciples of Saint Fireheart the Catfucker (the Furry patron saint of zoophilia) around 1270, the Warrior Cats books have certainly withstood the test of time. It is believed by many scholars that the original texts came from Fluffypad, Dokkikanju and were written by the Apostles Foxwarren, JoJo, and Briella--the latter of which would go on to become the Furry patron saint of fursuits.
"Have you read the Warrior Cats books?"
"When I was a young furry, I read the Warrior Cats books to learn about Furrism."
"When I was a young furry, I read the Warrior Cats books to learn about Furrism."
by Heathvixen September 25, 2022
Get the Warrior Catsmug.