3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!
Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.
by Steven Skibidoviç October 3, 2024
Get the Squirtle Squirt Offmug. Using a soda fountain machine for water and old coke comes out first, then water.
A dirty squirt could also mean having sex with a woman in doggy style and when you pull out, old period blood lightly squirts out and stains your sheets.
A dirty squirt could also mean having sex with a woman in doggy style and when you pull out, old period blood lightly squirts out and stains your sheets.
I went to get us water after the movie, but it gave me a dirty squirt!
Or
Kate came over and she had a case of the dirty squirts!
Or
Kate came over and she had a case of the dirty squirts!
by MarksFatCock February 3, 2025
Get the Dirty Squirtsmug. Noun.
The generous gratuity left for housekeeping at a hotel when you feel bad about leaving behind a puddle of female ejaculate on the bed for someone else to deal with
The generous gratuity left for housekeeping at a hotel when you feel bad about leaving behind a puddle of female ejaculate on the bed for someone else to deal with
1 - Honey, do you have cash for a squirt tip?
2 - I'll gladly pay the squirt tip if it means I don't have to wash the sheets again.
2 - I'll gladly pay the squirt tip if it means I don't have to wash the sheets again.
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
Get the Squirt Tipmug. so this is a month for girls where they cant yk play with themselves so haha jokes on girls bc no nut november means no squirt september
girl: luckily there isnt a month for girls whe nthey cant play with themselves.
boy: there is jokes on u :D
girl: when is it??
boy: sptemebr its called no squirt september
boy: there is jokes on u :D
girl: when is it??
boy: sptemebr its called no squirt september
by idk thb November 1, 2021
Get the no squirt septembermug. When your shit is brown water.
by MakeMice1976 January 2, 2018
Get the squirt turdmug. A short, Greek man with a big forehead. Usually goes by garída. Can make any girls mouni turn into a jet hose with just the tip of a finger.
by Squirtworks June 6, 2022
Get the Squirt Mastermug. When someone is exhausted, or even mildly tired. Someone who is not able to uphold a two way fully understandable conversation with another until a full 8 hours of sleep. Could also be used as just ‘squirted’
by Bug thug thug bug 😈 August 5, 2022
Get the Squirted outmug.