Midnight Cum Snail

When you have sex earlier in the day, then later that evening some cum runs down your leg.

Sonya had sex with her boyfriend, then later that night she got surprised by the midnight cum snail.

by rainbow_shitshow May 3, 2023

Snailed

When you eagerly post some 'breaking' news to a chat room, online community or forum, in an attempt to gain some social kudos and increase your importance. However, after posting you find that someone else had posted the same story just a few posts above. The community then decorates your post with Snail emojis to let you know that you are in fact very slow and you've lost social kudos points, as well as providing amusement to your peers. This is known as being 'Snailed'.

The Penguin posted the video of Jack Grealish asking what an Encyclopaedia was into the football chatroom. Mackeydee had already posted the same video half an hour earlier, so the Penguin's post was snailed like fuck and we all laughed.

by Form Cruncher June 18, 2021

Snail trail

When a man, after vaginal sex, drags his penis across a woman leaving a trail of cum and vaginal fluid

I forgot to pull out and left a snail trail my gf's thigh

by DillBobsKnob October 27, 2019

Snail Trail

When you pee in a girls butt. She panics and runs to bathroom. On her way to the bathroom, she leaks pee out of her butt.

"Bro, that chick left a snail trail from the hot tub to the bathroom"

by Corindos September 10, 2025

Snailing

When all things that could possibly fall from a cloud (Snow, Rain, Hail) happen at the same time.

It's snailing outside today

by Sir illuminati February 10, 2021

The Snail

The Snail is a sexual ritual in which after you cum in a girl she scooches her ass on the floor leaving a trail of cum behind. The Snail is popular in some cultures. Especially the trailer park

Bill:Dude I just had sex

Frank: Did she do The Snail?

by DavidCrapperHead April 19, 2020

Epic Snail

Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).

Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.

by Portawareq (the q is silent) May 26, 2021