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snail puddle

When a woman has an organism leaving behind a snail puddle. Meaning extra lubrication secretion on any surface visible.
My girlfriend had a snail puddle on my sheets
by Harley36 August 24, 2015
mugGet the snail puddlemug.

Talking about snails

When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.
"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"
by snailtime September 29, 2023
mugGet the Talking about snailsmug.

Snail Burger

One Snail to rule to rule them all, One Snail to find them, One Snail to bring them all, and it the darkness bind them, In the land of Burger where the wet and gushy lie.
Snail Burger went to OrgasmTown to find the wet ones.
by Gorilla Tag Fella September 15, 2024
mugGet the Snail Burgermug.

snail taint

The brown liquid like substance trailing (looks like a snail's trail) form the anal cavity all the way to the balls or vagina. people who do not shower or clean themselves properly have this. and it can lead up to swamp ass.
Person 1: Dude I was gonna eat that thot out, but then I seen some brown stuff dripping on her taint!

Person 2: Ewww bro. sounds like she had some serious snail taint
by bounty4lf July 25, 2015
mugGet the snail taintmug.

Snail Or Cheetah

A fun little game to be played while one person is sleeping. While the person of choice is sleeping, you rub their belly until they wake up in the middle of the night and if you get caught you’re a snail but if you don’t get caught you’re a cheetah. This continues until you get caught or you want to rub another belly!
“I snuck into Mr. Smiths house and we played Snail or Cheetah alllllll night!”
by AspergerKing420 December 19, 2021
mugGet the Snail Or Cheetahmug.

Snail Trail

A mark left behind on tinfoil, left by a torch heated pill, while being smoked through a straw by a crackhead.
Look at the snail trails left on the foil, this bitch is a crackhead
by Fried Bacon01 February 26, 2025
mugGet the Snail Trailmug.

angry canadian snail

Week old cum that gets slapped onto someone
Bill just got the angry Canadian snail
by Billy900 May 2, 2018
mugGet the angry canadian snailmug.

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