pony slag

a pony slag is merely a witch faced bitch who hops around from penis to penis like she's riding a pony. can also be used with the words cunt bag interchangeably. for example "cunt slag."

this was started by initials DTW

"Who Mary slobbered his knobbie? that Pony slag is a cunt bag!"

by master dtw December 3, 2009

Free pony

A woman who’s a man eater without malicious intent, she just can’t be tied down.

Damn Lana is such a free pony I feel bad for her boyfriend because she just can’t be tied down but not in a bad way

by Dicknballz Zoe November 29, 2021

Ride That Pony

Same as above, but slightly cleaner.

Alternate lyrics:

Come along and ride my pony,
Come along and ride my pony,
Come along and ride my pony,
This is how we do it.

see above lyrics and sing to whatever tune you wish
(I often use the 1 little, 2 little, 3 little lady bugs tune). Instead of using Ride That Pony, use ride my pony.

by Lord Voldemort the Third September 17, 2007

Side-Pony

Noun. Verb. Dreams. Desires. Hopes. Sandwich. However your heart interprets...

1. Dude, that was totally side-pony!
2. I was going to do my annual report report...but got side-ponied by Christian.
3. My brother is such a side-pony.

by Walter James Gunglemuth October 18, 2008

Pony Wrangler

n: a gay man infatuated with cowboys and a romantic notion of the cowboy lifestyle

That little pony wrangler hasn't ever been near a farm, but ever since BrokeBack Mountain, he won't date anything that's not wearing a cowboy hat.

by Henry Fatbottom June 25, 2007

pickled pony

a type of shot that involves whiskey and pickle juice.

man that pickled pony put me over the edge last night!

by oh nawnaw February 13, 2010

Rumble pony

When a guy is riding reverse cowboy style with his male partner during the act of anal sex, and the rider farts aggressively and makes the partners penis rumble.

Hey babe, wanna play rumble pony?

by D3Jai March 11, 2021