"I never, trust a dog to watch my food, and I like to use the word Dude! as a noun or an adverb or an adjective..." OMG I'm totally falling in love with Nick Jonas right there!
by askjdawkojf April 26, 2011
Get the Nick Jonasmug. An act of expressing surprise, angst or amusement, without using God's name in vain, whilst also utilising the name "Jonas" from the Jonas Brothers, a popular band in America
Laura - Hey, did you see that dress yesterday from Saks, wasn't it gorgeous
Ashley - Oh my Jonas, i know, it was a really good colour as well
Ashley - Oh my Jonas, i know, it was a really good colour as well
by Jalilalalalalal May 12, 2008
Get the Oh my jonasmug. extreamly, amazingly hot!! makes u want to rip your clothes off.
The one most fans LOVE, and want to carry his child.
The one most fans LOVE, and want to carry his child.
fan 1-" OMj did u hear Nicholas Jerry Jonas wears a Purity ring?"
fan 2-"Yea!! i heard thank god, this way i would know that he will be fresh out of the bag when we get married."
fan 2-"Yea!! i heard thank god, this way i would know that he will be fresh out of the bag when we get married."
by Yeshey Choden January 28, 2009
Get the Nicholas Jerry Jonasmug. The desire to have sex when you have a small penis.
When a woman either says
"That's it?",
"Were you neutered?",
"I'll go get the ketchup.",
"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."
or
"Aww, it's hiding."
when she first sees you naked.
Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.
Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.
When a woman either says
"That's it?",
"Were you neutered?",
"I'll go get the ketchup.",
"I think there's a dildo around here somewhere."
or
"Aww, it's hiding."
when she first sees you naked.
Being a dissapointment in the bedroom because of lack of experience and manhood.
Symptoms include: Small penis, getting married just to have sex, wearing tight pants and being on the Disney channel. If you have any of the above symtoms please contact a doctor or go to a stip club.
Kevin - Wanna have sex??
Danielle - YES!
Kevin gets ready....
Danielle - WTF? That's it? You have Kevin Jonas Syndrome I'll go get the ketchup.
Kevin cries. He starts singing -
♪♫I'm a one man show♪♫
I don't need no one
♪♫I'll be fine alone ♪♫
Danielle - YES!
Kevin gets ready....
Danielle - WTF? That's it? You have Kevin Jonas Syndrome I'll go get the ketchup.
Kevin cries. He starts singing -
♪♫I'm a one man show♪♫
I don't need no one
♪♫I'll be fine alone ♪♫
by ew you're ugly January 26, 2010
Get the Kevin Jonas Syndromemug. "You've never heard of Jonas Secrets? Do you even know what a creeper is?? You must be a fake jonas fan."
by shes.an.underdog June 26, 2008
Get the fake jonas fanmug. to pander to the lustful gay members on your fanbase by flaunting your chiseled physique and just never following up with them after (a form of blue balling if you will)
Named after Nick Jonas' promotional appearances in support of his 2014 self titled album; shirtless/nearly nude stops included Flaunt Magazine, Details Magazine, his role as a closeted man in the TV series Kingdom, his later role as a closeted man in Scream Queens ... even stripping at a NYC gay bar.
Named after Nick Jonas' promotional appearances in support of his 2014 self titled album; shirtless/nearly nude stops included Flaunt Magazine, Details Magazine, his role as a closeted man in the TV series Kingdom, his later role as a closeted man in Scream Queens ... even stripping at a NYC gay bar.
Hey, did you see that new nude Liam Payne photoshoot? So sad to see he's pulling a Nick Jonas to promote his music.
by robbk90 July 10, 2019
Get the pulling a Nick Jonasmug. Mostly interpreted as pre-teen girls who obsess over Nicholas, Joseph and Kevin all day. While half of the fan base are made up of little girls. There are still fans out there who actually like them for their music and not just their "OMJjjgjjjj AHmaZZINNGGG LOOKSSSSSSS!" yeah, I did rape the S key. Most of us ARE older then twelve and can even drive! It gets really annoying when people sterotype us as annoying,immature, little girls who can't spell. When obviously, I know how to spell. I'm not immature and I don't scream during their performances. Thanks though? If you hate the Jonas Brothers, good for you. But I like them and nobody is going to change my mind. The younger fans get so annoying when they are like OMJJJJJJ stop MAKINGG FUNN!! Yeah. I dislike most of the fanbase. But I love them as musicians and people so it doesn't really matter. Just stop stereotyping. Please.
Jonas Brothers Fan 1:OMJJJJ NICK IS SOOSOSOSOSOSO HAWT!
Jonas Brothers Fan 2:Ew. Really?
nonfan:I hate fan1.
pahhahahaha. That was lame.
Jonas Brothers Fan 2:Ew. Really?
nonfan:I hate fan1.
pahhahahaha. That was lame.
by Raychel. May 14, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothers Fanmug.