by Clitman March 11, 2014
The female equivalent of dick pic, where a woman takes a picture of her vag and sends it to who she wants.
Girl 1: So I've been sexting my boyfriend lately.
Girl 2: Oh, yea? Sending him pics of your lady lumps?
Girl 1: Nah, I wanted to spice things up, so I sent him an Insta-clam.
Girl 2: Oh, yea? Sending him pics of your lady lumps?
Girl 1: Nah, I wanted to spice things up, so I sent him an Insta-clam.
by RiddleKing June 29, 2015
When your ass crack develops an insactiable appetite for your under wear. Both cheeks work together to devoure and clamp down hard, griping and embedding the under garment between both cheeks driving it towards the anus. Typically predominant in humid climates and a comon side effect of swamp butt.
Hey freind I have a bad case of clam butt, can you help fish my boxers out of my ass?
Look at the way that girl is walking, she must have a bad case of clam butt.
You should probably throw that underwear out after that bad case of clam butt you had.
Look at the way that girl is walking, she must have a bad case of clam butt.
You should probably throw that underwear out after that bad case of clam butt you had.
by Fart splinters October 13, 2018
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by Gahs45 July 30, 2019
I flushed and flushed but the toilet clams wouldn't disappear and she didn't have a bowl brush; it was so embarrassing!
by DriftPenalty November 05, 2017