March 5th

Huh you’re crush or gf/bf from behind

Girl:*hugs from behind*
Boy:why did you hug me?
Girl:it’s march 5th

by XxyourhotgfxX November 4, 2021

November 5th

November 5th is the day where your girlfriend HAS to send you titty pics.

Bf: hey baby you know what day it is
Gf: no what day is it
Bf:November 5th
Gf: OH I guess you want titty pics then huh
Bf:Thems the rules

by Homey 54321 November 5, 2023

5th Jebendia

One of the greatest servers of all time co-led by Casper the Based and Arminius the Bold, which DID NOT tragically fall..don’t believe the lies created by the liberal media! So I conclude with a wish..long may the empire reign, eh lads? So on and so forth…

5th Jebendia is fucking based.

by Arminius1190 May 16, 2025

August 5th

August 5th is fuck a femboy day! Fuck your favorite femboy and tell him you love him! 😏

Guy 1: Yo dude, it's fuck a femboy day on August 5th!

Femboy: I can't wait!

by asghjdjhajhw August 3, 2022

December 5th

National Beat your meat in front of your crush

December 5th I beat my meet infront of my crush

by rPvnther December 3, 2019

September 5th

Kiss a guy who’s name begins with an F

It’s September 5th let me kiss u

by Fatherpum September 3, 2022

Newton's 5th Law

Newton's 5th Law states that Benjamin Hamel is always right. He has never and will never be incorrect on any matter.

"That's Newton's 5th Law: Ben is always right."

by Sin&Win March 21, 2022