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Swedish chef

When a person places their arms around their back and another person puts their arms around them and jerks off a third person.
The girls weren't willing to have a threesome so they gave me a Swedish chef.
by Boomgoo December 21, 2022
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Swedish Come Back

In a competitive drinking game situation, usually beirut, a team predicts a victory, or a "sweet come back," only to lose the game.

Can also be spelled Swedish Cum Back.
"Dude, we're totally going to kick your asses! I don't care if you've hit seven cups and every shot we take misses the table, this come back is going to be insane! We're heating up!" would qualify as a Swedish Come Back if the team choked and lost a few cups later.
by BeirutAllStar December 14, 2008
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Swedish koi pond

This can only be performed by the uncut brothers. When the foreskin is stretched upward to make what appears to be a small cup and is then filled with what ever liquid is desired and Swedish fish are placed into the “pond”.
“Mike send the boys a pic of your Swedish koi pond!”

Mike: “I lost one in there from last time!”
by Koi pond guy March 9, 2024
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Swedish Noodling

When a woman puts a bunch of Swedish fish in her asshole and her partner eats the Swedish fish out of her ass with his tongue
Person 1: Have you ever tried Swedish Noodling?
Person 2: Yes, my life has never been the same.
by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025
mugGet the Swedish Noodlingmug.

Swedish cheese wedge

An STRV-103 tank that looks like a cheese wedge
Me: Man, he spaded the Swedish cheese wedge, he has no life
by war thunder player February 23, 2024
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swedish shoplifting

Swedish Shoplifting is a archaic term for Shoplifting. The addition of "Swedish" is a derogatory term that has been used by British youngsters to explain their five finger discounts. If all else fails, blame the Sweeds.
We went to town and did a little swedish shoplifting
by Koko Pelli June 10, 2023
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Swedish Microwave

A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)
"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"
by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021
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