schlong sweater

1. to have sex with a can of beans
2. the hair after you shave your pubes

1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.

by cutegaynugget November 07, 2016

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sweater eater

A vibrator that tears that hairy shit up.

Misty got really excited to use her new sweater eater tonight.

by John Yinzer December 29, 2016

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Ask your crush for their sweater day

Go up to your Crush on December 3 and ask for their sweater\hoodie

Ask your crush for their sweater day don’t be scared

by Briskyy Brii 🌟 November 22, 2023

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Sweater draper

Most often found in Spain or Le Touquet in France. The offender is usually a pretentious individual who thinks he is superior to all others.

The drape effect is achieved with a cashmere sweater, preferably mustard or lemon coloured, which is neatly passed over the shoulders to be worn in a pointless but 'look at me' style.

Watch out for the 'flip' which is mastered by only the most experienced draper. This is a single motion over the head sweater drape resulting in equi-distant sleeve drop and a perfectly level rear quarter.

The sweater draper is completed by a most cocky 'swank' of a walk.

Look at that 'sweater draper' he really knows he looks the business! The mustard cashmere and navy corduroy slacks really set off his 'swank'.

by j5hrp March 22, 2011

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