Jack Swafford

He may not be tall, but under those pants is a big one. Is absolutely fucking JACKed. Can be a bit annoying sometimes but his "fun time" makes up for it.

Girl: Holy shit Jack Swafford! I am very social but your gonna make me shut up!

by Xx_SexDemon_xX November 20, 2022

Urban Seafood

nasty, stinky ghetto pussy

Tyreek went to the club and took some urban seafood home for a midnight snack. He couldn’t get that taste out of his mouth for a week.

by anonymous October 6, 2022

Say Swear

1. The funniest group of friends to ever grace the planet.

2. Asking someone if they're being serious or are lying.

Jacob: Say swear you haven't seen the new podcast episode.
Kelly: Hell nah I'm about to watch it now.

by Jhinxx May 11, 2023

elbow swear

a promise that should never be able to be broken, no matter what.

her: you promise?

him: i elbow swear.

by athenalikesolives October 14, 2023

I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

Say swear

used when you wanna know if someone is telling the truth

"Guys she broke with me" "say swear"

by Prettyungthang February 13, 2024

I swear down on my nan’s grave

Popular statement frequently used by Formula 1 YouTuber Rocketpoweredmohawk. Used to express to swear on something or used as a general indication of anger/frustration

“If Max Verstappen wins the next race and gets his 50th win in a row, I swear down on my nan’s grave, I will be very disappointed”.

by 69ReasonsWhy April 1, 2024