A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.
Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
by a-mustache May 8, 2025
Get the Adobe Supportmug. A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
by mafiageek69 September 17, 2024
Get the Tech Supportmug. A chatroom for Pro Anorexia discussion, but the admin is non-existent and the mods are TERRIBLE! A wasteland of a place.
Hey! Have you seen Blah (mod) on Pro-Ana Support and Discussion Chatzy recently?
You mean the 40 year old pervert who preys on young, thin girls? Nope! He’s probably busy drinking. Only ED he has is erectile dysfunction.
You mean the 40 year old pervert who preys on young, thin girls? Nope! He’s probably busy drinking. Only ED he has is erectile dysfunction.
by -winter-girl- April 8, 2024
Get the Pro-Ana Support and Discussion Chatzymug. 
by FrIeDbRaInIaC January 26, 2024
Get the Child supportmug. by orangejuice~mf<3 March 8, 2024
Get the game supportmug. in the very popular game called league of legends, this absolutely fucking brain rotting champion played in the most annoying way for both teams, they will intentionally feed the enemy adc and fucking ruin your lane by losing farm
by porobristle January 26, 2022
Get the teemo supportmug.