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Adobe Support

A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.
Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
by a-mustache May 8, 2025
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Tech Support

A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
I thought tech support would be able to assist me but they were clueless
by mafiageek69 September 17, 2024
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Pro-Ana Support and Discussion Chatzy

A chatroom for Pro Anorexia discussion, but the admin is non-existent and the mods are TERRIBLE! A wasteland of a place.
Hey! Have you seen Blah (mod) on Pro-Ana Support and Discussion Chatzy recently?

You mean the 40 year old pervert who preys on young, thin girls? Nope! He’s probably busy drinking. Only ED he has is erectile dysfunction.
by -winter-girl- April 8, 2024
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Supporter

The worst person in the fcking world
Supporter = thot
by gonorreazoro July 17, 2018
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Child support

A bill African American males think they don't have to pay.
"Damn bro another kid u having? Ain't no child support gon get paid"
by FrIeDbRaInIaC January 26, 2024
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game support

Fake support. Acting like you're giving a choice but manipulating them into one choice.
I'm tired of your game support in this relationship
by orangejuice~mf<3 March 8, 2024
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teemo support

in the very popular game called league of legends, this absolutely fucking brain rotting champion played in the most annoying way for both teams, they will intentionally feed the enemy adc and fucking ruin your lane by losing farm
the enemy teemo support really fucking inted this one
by porobristle January 26, 2022
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