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Eve

Eve is the perfect flawless female specimen. She is HUGE and the fittest looking woman ever! She has perfect perky tits. Eve is a Goddess. Eve is a very horny woman. Eve's offspring will produce the perfect race very soon!
Eve, the Eternal goddess!
by godzservant December 20, 2022
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Jennifer Eve

A small petite woman, who at times will surprise you with her abominable strength, cutting edge vocabulary, and stunning good looks!
Don't play games with mom, unless you really want to see a true "Jennifer Eve".
by BeccaJean December 24, 2020
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Eve

Eve is the most energetic person you will meet. While she’s very short and stubborn, she’s most likely one of the most attractive girls you’ll ever meet. If you ever meet an Eve, make sure you get as close to her as you can, and try not to fall in love that easily. She’s a average kisser, and doesn’t really know how to make out, but she’s still
the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet.
Why is she so loud?

Oh she’s an Eve
by durangejuilo1371 November 22, 2021
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The Eve excuse

The eve excuse is when someone is discussing a topic and says they hate a certain part of it, so to defend themselves they say they hate the entire topic as well.
excuser:i hate men
person:why do you hate them all?
excuser:i just hate all people in general lol(this is the eve excuse)
by iustu January 25, 2021
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Alcohol eve

Alcohol eve is the day before valentines day where you drink your heart out so on valentines day your too hungover to realize that your single and lonely
Jeff: tomorrow is alcohol eve!
Ben: we really need to get our lives together
by Idkimjustherefortheride April 5, 2024
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angel eve

Angel eve is hands down the absolute most geourgeous,selfless, kind hearted girl you'll ever meet.
her beauty is so surreal, from her cute cut flowing weave to her "nice and very much appreciated by the nastiest pervy papi himself" body proportions.
Is an enthusiast of Ryan the lion.

An intellectual.
the sun shine.
Victoria Secret models everyweres worst night mare.

I'm telling you this bitch dances just like hoeseok oppar honey and claims to have been "too powerful" when dancing to DNA.

sadly, due to all her good looks and charm, there is a great chance she will snatch your man right from under your cracked compressed culo one day.
jeon jungcock gets punnished by her petite hand quickly swiping against his "thickly battered cake" faster than he could scream SWIPER NO SWIPEING. It's too late. seokjin already flew in and swiped her up bridal style with his scary ass shoulders.
by cracksnsacks January 7, 2018
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eve jobs

Incredibly beautiful, sweet and lovely all the way around. Never let this person go.
Wow. Did you meet eve jobs. She is so smart and beautiful.
by silentsilence August 11, 2023
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