student administrator

Originated by Germany and spreaded around the world like a disease.The person who wishes to have his offices cleaned up by others. Usually he has smelly feet and doesn't do anything during his worktime. This person usually says that has a lot of things to do during the day and never pays any attention to his students. His cooperatives usually think that he is a pain in the ass.

The student administrator told me that he will give me the certificate in two days. That was 4 week ago.

by NAI RE! STELIOS August 25, 2003

studented

to be incredibly drunk, like a student

oh man, rick was at the party last night and he got so studented he threw up in amy's mouth and pissed himself

by weemalone December 18, 2007

studentstupor

adjective; describes the confused, startled, surprised expression on a students' face, causing a total lapse in memory and ability to speak coherently, mostly occurring within seconds of recognizing he/she has been asked to answer a question. It is a somewhat strange phenomena in that, the just few seconds preceding the question, the student is largely audible, actively animate, and holding much of the room's attention.

Teacher: James, could you tell the class where we look in the Constitution to find anything about Congress?
James: huh? wha..., uh, I dunn...uh, what was the question?
Teacher: Jane, could you answer the question, James seems to be suffering from a bad case of studentstupor -

by Ergotellall April 13, 2008

student dressing

Dressing up in fancy dress to go to town, because you're too poor to buy door-passable clothes.

#1 " you got clothes to wear friday night?2
#2 "No. I'll just be student dressing"

by soton raver November 30, 2010

student lunched

The experience of enjoying a free lunch as a freshman, usually laid on by a local church or similar, only for it to be oafed up by a try-hard local hipster band "serenading" their audience and refusing to play at an appropriate volume for lunch, effectively forcing you to listen or leave.

Student 1: "Dude, we went to that free student lunch yesterday. My ears are still ringing thanks to that shitty hipster band"

Student 2: "You totally got student lunched, bro"

by I like My Bike November 4, 2011

Sludgepuss

Sludgepuss (noun): a female with a less than reputable character that sleeps with any male that expresses a desire to fornicate with her and gets a foul odor in her vagina from the amount of semen she has not washed out of her causing a sludge-like consistency in her vaginal orfice.

Damn dude, I slept with Ashley last night but the smell of sludgepuss was so pungent I had to hold my nose.

by BerlinCrusher May 13, 2013

Student Services

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.

First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"

by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015