broken sprinkler

the act of a girl giving one a handjob while one is urinating, thus creating a mess

-What did you do with that girl?
-I took that girl i met at the bar to the bathroom and she gave me a broken sprinkler!

by THaT GUUUYYY May 14, 2010

stink

The end of the anal canal of a male or female.

Leads to classic porn names such as "one in the pink, one in the stink" when describing double penetration.

by Jack Romania May 1, 2006

two in the pink, one in the stink

bowling a girl, basically.

what a raving whore. I was totally all two in the pink, one in the stink.

by neu December 9, 2003

Shrinker

A mythical penis that from going flaccid to erect shrinks rather than grow, apparently due to retracting into the body, possibly from shame or fear.

I was excited, his dick looked pretty big flaccid... but then it turned out he was a shrinker.

by MasterVidallis June 21, 2016

Stink Weasel

A post-coital penis. Particularly after anal (See Mike).

"...so after I was done banging her ass, I tried to get some head, and she was all 'get that stink weasel outta my face'".

by Martin Luther Vandross February 28, 2005

Stink Trails

When someone leaves behind the smell of poop wherever they sit.

Ben: Yo, smell Ted's seat.

Jack: Ok..(smells Ted's seat) oh man! It smells like shit!!

Ben: Yea, he leaves stink trails.

OR

Jack: Where is Ted?

Ben: I dunno, let's sniff around and see if we can track him down since he leaves stink trails.

by gpc March 11, 2008

sthinking

The multitasking acts of pondering while you go #2. This is often deep, productive thought as you do not have the interruptions of your daily life.

A combonation of "stinking" and "thinking".

I figured out the error in the payroll report while I was sthinking.

by tcufrog08 April 18, 2008