andrew starkey

absolute head fuck

“tha andrew starkey is a head fuck”

by monster can March 26, 2023

Turkish Sparkleshow

When you get hit by two cars in the middle of the road simultaneously causing you to get ripped in half or fatally injured.

P1: "Hey, why isn't Josh at school today?"
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."

by The Driver of Trikes April 19, 2023

Brain sparkles

The working brain of a neurodivergent person (adhd or asd)

I forgot where i put my phone down immediately after I put it down it’s just my “brain sparkles”

by Kat arn August 6, 2023

Drew Starkey

a sexy ass man that I'd smash 100%.

mo mari envi sous drew starkey

by hwang inyeop slays March 1, 2024

Drew Starkey

Drew Starkey is the sexiest man alive. Like the way I would let this man do unexplainable and ungodly things to me if I was given the opportunity. His walk, his face… OMG his face is just gorgeous. And DONT get me started on that man’s arms. LORDDD i just wanna eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Overall, I just wanna eat this man up through and through like he’s such a slut for being that fine.

I would let Drew Starkey hit me with his car and I would thank him and still be madly in love with him.

by hamzahthefantastic April 16, 2024

Drew Starkey

Drew Starkey is the sexiest man alive. Like the way I would let this man do unexplainable and ungodly things to me if I was given the opportunity. His walk, his face… OMG his face is just gorgeous. And DONT get me started on that man’s arms. LORDDD i just wanna eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Overall, I just wanna eat this man up through and through like he’s such a slut for being that fine.

I would let Drew Starkey hit me with his car and I would thank him and still be madly in love with him.

by hamzahthefantastic April 16, 2024

Drew Starkey

Drew Starkey is the sexiest man alive. Like the way I would let this man do unexplainable and ungodly things to me if I was given the opportunity. His walk, his face… OMG his face is just gorgeous. And DONT get me started on that man’s arms. LORDDD i just wanna eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Overall, I just wanna eat this man up through and through like he’s such a slut for being that fine.

“I am in love with Drew Starkey,”
“Who’s Drew Starkey?”
“The man that will be the father of my children.”

by hamzahthefantastic April 16, 2024