The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.
It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
Get the stiffy-squatmug. A vehicle that’s front end is lifted much higher in the front than the back. Always driven by teenage broccoli haired kids, that are in denial about their sexuality, and have a burning urge to put male genitalia in their mouth.
Woah Brayden, check out that squatted truck! Yo Jackson, we finna slide down to tha squatted truck meet and cruise for dudes!
by Miles the great February 19, 2024
Get the Squatted truckmug. The act of having a girl hang from a barbell upside down giving you a blow job while you are maxing out your squat. So that you sweat in her eyes and mouth so that you cause her much discomfort.
by Krispy Kreme buttdeeds November 21, 2012
Get the Squatting Mellonmug. person 1: I took my first judo lesson
person2: how did it go?
person 1: Half way through sparring I felt some brown sludge
person 2: you definitely experienced a judo squat
person2: how did it go?
person 1: Half way through sparring I felt some brown sludge
person 2: you definitely experienced a judo squat
by come hawk March 20, 2024
Get the judo squatmug. "I don't give a fuck if you're on your last warning, gimme a 20% goodwill discount or I'll kick your teeth down your throat, you miserable little Squat-Fuck"
by Smear test August 23, 2017
Get the Squat-Fuckmug. The coolest shit you have ever seen, dude straight up does a squat then does a backflip followed by a moonwalk and a shot
Holy shit, Fred is about to do a backwards jump-squat, this is going to be fucking hilarious when he messes up!
by devnoseestaco March 22, 2021
Get the backwards jump-squatmug. Sexual position. As if doing squats on/into the other persons genitals.
Penis into vagina insertion from a higher point.
Fucking a slut deep So she screams like a dog who's tail has just been stood on
Penis into vagina insertion from a higher point.
Fucking a slut deep So she screams like a dog who's tail has just been stood on
Instead of going to the gym today I just did a few squat drops with some slut
I stood above her and squat dropped my throbbing huge penis into her tight wet vagina
My Dicks so small I only ever squat drop chicks so it gets deep and they think in huge. They yelp like dogs that are in pain
I stood above her and squat dropped my throbbing huge penis into her tight wet vagina
My Dicks so small I only ever squat drop chicks so it gets deep and they think in huge. They yelp like dogs that are in pain
by sudocrystalkizzon March 13, 2015
Get the squat dropmug.