The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.
"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."
"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
by UWbadgers16 February 18, 2009
Get the Safety-squaringmug. Your first ex, in the event you've been divorced twice. This term avoids confusion, is succint, and has the added benefit of showing you have a sense of humor.
I'm on speaking terms with my ex, but if I never see my ex-squared for the rest of my life, it will be just fine.
by Larry the wordsmith May 14, 2016
Get the ex-squaredmug. by Nimblefingers April 4, 2017
Get the toke a squaremug. by Urban fanatic May 5, 2015
Get the selfie squaredmug. Like a circle jerk but for women. A bunch of girls get in a circle and compete to see who cums first. First appearance is in the story Silent Striker by Ghosthatesjames.
"I've been tellin' you man! Circle jerks the best!" The I-JamaicanGuyInABox said.
"No that is square fingering!" Blake said.
"The hell is that?" Her girlfriend asked.
"Circle jerks for women!"
"No that is square fingering!" Blake said.
"The hell is that?" Her girlfriend asked.
"Circle jerks for women!"
by AlpacasMafia December 20, 2015
Get the square fingeringmug. it awesomeness taken up a level...using the mathematical concept that anything multiplied by itself becomes something bigger and better...so...awesomeness multiplied by awesomeness equals even more awesomeness...
by Disco Heartattack July 14, 2005
Get the awesomeness squaredmug. A more intense and meaningful version of a pinky swear. If you were to "pinky square" your love to someone, it would mean more than any old pinky swear or promise.
by Emily and Jacob November 25, 2009
Get the Pinky Squaremug.