Stop Looking At My Screen

someone looking at your screen and/or nagging you

Can you Stop Looking at my screen Bruh. Sure Sorry

by Lukasmajukas January 12, 2023

i just mı ̨ade you wipe your screen

A bad internet joke that sometimes fools people.

I just mı ̨ade you wipe your screen

by Twenty One Discoball Romances June 11, 2017

as useful as a fly screen on a submarine

This saying was conceived by Bob and his buddy Mel while on a cycle ride to Portsmouth Dock Yard via Gosport in the Summer of 1963. They passed by a naval shipyard and noticed a beached and apparently discarded mini (aka: one-person) submarine in the assembly yard. The yard gate was open, so the guys checked out the sub and noticed that it had an open hatch upon which had been placed a fly screen (of the household variety), beggaring the question: "what is as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"??? Ironically, someone had punched a hole through the screen through which a horde of wasps had flown in through the hatch and nested. The thought came to mind of how annoying it would be - after closing up the submarine - to have the wasps buzzing around inside the sub...

Following immigration to Canada in 1975, one of the guys adjusted the saying to: "as useful as a screen door on a submarine" to accommodate Vancouver Island / BC / Canada / North America vernacular (which didn't recognize the term "fly screen").

the act of a Central Bank 'printing' fiat money, ie: quantitative easing, in an attempt to curb inflation is "as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"

by Myrddin Wyllt October 26, 2022

2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 please get tommyinnit off my screen

Well, look where we are now! Did you come from Purgatorium? No? Maybe? Well, this is a remix to you reposted in the wrong neighbourhood. But I want a full version now so bad. But I suck at songwriting. Ask Wilbur for one in the next YLYL. I don't have any money I don't even have a credit card.

Wilbursoot: 2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 please get tommyinnit off my screen.
Nihachu: -_-

by u/welikeReddit1 February 13, 2021

Screen Cheater

Someone Who While Playin Halo (Or Any Othe Game With Multiple Screens On The Same T.V.) Looks At Other Players Screens 2 Gain An Edge. One Of The Pussiest Panziest Ways 2 Play A Game, Screen Cheaters Usually Also Enjoy Sitting Down 2 Piss & And Masturbation While Watching Wrestling.

Yo I Thought You Were At Danny's Playin Halo. We Were But Darrin Kept Being A Screen Cheater So I Left And Fucked His Sister.

by Zero (Agent Orange) October 18, 2007

The Screensavers

See The Screen Savers

The Screen Savers helped me understand the "mega-this" and "giga-that"

by Rob Sessler December 17, 2003

Smoke Screen Intercourse

When a dude ejaculates into a female specimens' orbital sockets, he begins to viciously slap her in the face, impairing her vision due to newly acquired combination of concussion like symptoms and the jizz in her head.

Dude: Wanna have some Smoke Screen Intercourse?
Girl: Um...Won't that hurt my eyes?
Dude: Don't worry, more than your eyes will hurt.
Girl: Oooo kinky...I like it.

by Naveed Mosca June 15, 2018