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Fuck Sponge

A piece of household furniture that you can sleep on or can be used for sexual acts.
I'm going to tie you up on my fuck sponge
by Congressmen February 9, 2021
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spong

A water pipe a.k.a. Bong specifically designed to smoke Crystal Meth.
Did you see uncle Shadys new Spong he was smoking with? He's gonna be tweaking for a tweek or two!
by Oregon_Stoner-420 February 21, 2021
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Lung Sponge

The sponge-like substance in your lung
"I'm going to rip out your lung sponge if your not careful."
"No!! Spare my lung sponge!"
by shadoedoe March 3, 2021
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Sponge

Someone who sucks all the living life and joy out of peoples livelihoods.

They tend to:

- Lap up all the available attention
- Be useless and dry asf when they cant get any attention
- Want to get in all the dirtiest scenarios unnecessarily

Can be used as a generic insult for someone who gets on your nerves
A synonym for a pick me girl
They're such an attention seeker wtf

I know what a sponge

Stop being such a sponge and make yourself useful for once
by tiredchart April 2, 2021
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loofah sponge

a sponge everyone keeps in their household, made to scrub your grotesque body in a frozen tub.
by PedoPolice23 April 10, 2021
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Pussy Sponge

“Her - I need another pussy sponge or I’m going to bleed all over my pants”
by AmericanSTarSOS April 25, 2021
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Minnesota sponge bath

Minnesota sponge bath
noun

A depraved and unsanitary sexual act involving the use of a sponge soaked in a mixture of water and human feces, which is then rubbed onto the nude body of a recipient. Commonly performed in the stifling heat of a portable toilet, often on extremely hot and humid days, the act is characterized by its filth, foul odor, and intentional violation of physical boundaries. Noted for its extreme nature and association with certain fringe fetishes, the Minnesota sponge bath is widely regarded as one of the most repulsive expressions of sexual deviance.
Person A.. Dude she gave me a Minnesota sponge bath and I can't open my eyes

Person B.. did she do it the whole body??

Person A.. yeah, I think I need to get myself tested.....

Usage: Medical staff were alarmed after the patient described symptoms following a “Minnesota sponge bath” in a festival porta-potty.
by Ethankillerr July 14, 2025
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