Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

Spider-Man'd

To ejaculate into ones hand and then fling semen at one's enemies as a defense mechanism

That mugger almost got me but luckily someone jumped out of the alley and spider-man'd him

by Red hood and the outlaws December 29, 2020

Lint Spider

When lint falls out off your asscrack

“Jerry had lint spiders all up in him crack”

by Papertowelroll February 4, 2021

Spider milk

a massive dumbass user on discord

you are such a spider milk

by Spider Milk February 19, 2021

The Stinky Spider

The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight fingers on the scrotum.

Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.

John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.

by Stinky Varys May 1, 2021

Lime Spider

Slang name in Australia for an AUD$100 note. The $100 note in Australia is green, and a lime spider is a popular children's drink in Australia composed of lime flavoured soda and icecream. Similarly the AUD$20 note is known as a "lobster" due to its orange colour.

I got $200 out of the ATM the other day and it gave me two lime spiders!

by Juzdownunder September 17, 2012

mind spiders

What a crush leaves in your brain, as though s/he is a spider who spindled a web around your thoughts.

"I can't stop thinking about what Brandon said to me the other day! And I keep imagining the way he smelled. He totally left me with mind spiders."

"That girl Trina from the club? Her ass is on loop in my head. Girl gave me a bad case of mind spiders."

by LTL December 26, 2012