spear point

(n)

1) the dangerous end point of a long, thin rod or lance.

2) the tip of the penis before it makes its grandiose entrance

He woke up one fine morning to find a surprisingly firm ass wiggling itself closer to his front and he winced.

Him: "Uh-oh. What the hell happened last night?"

Her: "Holding me a spear point, Nick?"

by ManAboutTown December 24, 2011

Bastard Spear

A derogatory term used for ugly and tall people.

Brad: Hey Spencer, did you see that Bastard Spear pass by?

Spencer: Yeah man, he looked like his head was jammed in a waffle maker.

by John Elden Ring January 5, 2024

spear licking

The act of licking someone's spear.

The prostitute charged me $20 for a spear licking session.

by bb16037 February 6, 2017

spear holders

Spear holders

Look at those spear holders robbing the store

by Wbw November 15, 2020

spear fam

something commented on someone's Instagram photo to confuse them

me: had a great time in Lanzarote!
Annabel: spear fam

by kat2002r August 31, 2017

spear of tears

When you're taking a girl from behind (most preferably doggie style) and you pull out your dick, slather and lather with lube, and shove full force, full length, full throttle up the anal cavity.

Matt: i gave kim the spear of tears.
Joe: did she cry?
Matt: she teared.

by SpearOfFear May 23, 2016

Spear Cleaner

A women who is a pro at giving blow jobs.

Im headed to the club to pay a professional spear cleaner. Im giving my girl the night off, she deserves it.

by Bred4Battle October 16, 2025