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Speaking Tax

When someone annoys you and won't shut up. He gets the Speaking Tax that means, you're going to ignore him until you stop.

spiking taks
^Dude shut up, you got a Speaking Tax

*And what's that??

^I ignore you simply until you stop

*Really? Idk if you're going to make it! Wanna see my new shoes or do you wanna go to the beach or maybe... Rich? Are you listening? Are you serious??!

^...
by Yononimo April 20, 2018
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turn speaking

Turn-speaking is a type of group conversation and discourse where participants speak one at a time in alternating turns.
It's important to speak loudly and to take your turn speaking because a record is made of everything that happens in court.
by sumklee April 19, 2017
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omellete speak

When some kind of French doesnt know how to speak in english and speaks their native language, it's speaking "omellete".
- Bonjour, comment ça va? Je suis stupide! Said the fucking "omellete speaker"
by Kateuka April 21, 2017
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speaking dick

The action of making your dick speaking with your hands from the tip. The person who made a dick"speaking'' is called a dickloquist.
Maelle : Wtf are you doing ???
Mitch : I'm speaking to you with my heart.

speaking dick : wee-wee-boo-boo.
Maelle : You're such a dick...
by Synceed November 1, 2017
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Speak Out

A game which alows your friends and family to see if you brush your teeth.
If you don't, they'll laugh at you as you try to call a dentist.

You could also swallow someone saliva if the mouthpeices you use are not carefully washed. How fun!
Dude: Yo, you wanna play Speak Out?

Dude 2: Nah bro I'm too sensitive to the mouthpeices.

Dude: You don't brush your teeth do you.

Dude 2: Nah.
by JessicaTheMessica February 14, 2017
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speaking in cursive

1.When you have had too much to drink and people don't understand the words coming out of your mouth
2.when your words run together
He is speaking in cursive again.
by Beaks86 February 26, 2017
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puppy speak

The baby talk people use when they speak to and pet a dog. The people immediately talk to the dog like it's a little baby even though the dog can't understand them. canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet parents, dog, canine, pet, man's best friend
I get so annoyed when people walk up to my dog and use puppy speak. He's not a little baby people and he can't understand you!
by joecoolthefool July 7, 2016
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