Spaghetti Night Scramble

When you remember at the last minute you have to make dinner and realize that you didn't prepare anything before hand. Eventually you decide to just boil some pasta and heat up some Ragu.
"Pasta again?"
"Yeah, tonight was a Spaghetti Night Scramble"
by JazzDemon November 18, 2011
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Elderly spaghetti head

A name to call someone that calls you an annoying name. Works more effectively for blondes.
Ex: Kyle: ok, boomer

Ellie: you Elderly spaghetti head
by Egirl23 December 2, 2019
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flying spaghetti monster

A pathetic attempt by Richard Dawkins to discredit the GOD of creation by making the most absurd nomenclature to which he could ascribe at the time when questioned about an alternative to the real GOD.
I don't believe in God anymore than i believe in the flying spaghetti monster.
by ohterry April 12, 2014
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

n. A joke that is officially older than god. This is because the joke has gotten to such an extent that it is now used as a blatant insult to christians regardless of whether or not they are bible bashing, shit-eating douchefucks.
"All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! RAme--"

*FSMist (aka atheist extremist) gets the shit beat out of him/her by the WBC, both of which have similar IQs that are both as low as Forrest Gump's*
by KintarosTiger April 10, 2011
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uh-oh spaghetti-o's

An exclamation made after the realization one has fucked up beyond repair.
Dude, I just shot your mom! Uh-oh Spaghetti-oh's
by Liam Waterbottom November 17, 2003
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The act of eating out a pregnant female and having her water break into one's mouth.
Jimmy was going down on Donna when all of a sudden her water broke and he received some sweet and sour spaghetti squash
by drummaster January 7, 2012
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Spaghetti Hoops Eater

The type of person that would eat spaghetti hoops clearly has mental problems and is seen as gay in society. Any man/women that chooses Spaghetti Hoops over Beans should be killed at once
Person A : Look That Man Is A Spaghetti Hoops Eater
Person B : Yes He Escaped From The Gay Mental Hospital Yesterday
by Truefactzzz December 9, 2019
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