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snail eater

by Kinorama February 23, 2023
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Snail

One sticky boi. Don't lick em tho... you could get meningitis. Slow creatures that will frick up ur garden. Others use the term "snail" to describe the speed of a person or an object. Some types of snails can be kept as pets. I have 5 pet snails. Jeremy, Jerry Seinfeld, Avery, Memphis, and Sheldon.
Dude 1: Yo Dawg.. *hits blunt* that car is as slow as a caterpillar
Dude 2: * hits snail * W A I T
Do NOT look down here.....

I'm warning u

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by None Of Ur Beezwax December 27, 2018
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Snail Trail

A chick that's hair always looks like a cat has been sucking on it, super scandalous, likes to take things that dont belong to her, and sell them on Facebook, talks like she's a gangster from Beverly Hills(yes, that fake!)Voice that is like nails on a chalkboard, a complete nasty skanky, skeezy, slut that is as dumb as a box of rocks!
She is nasty and slimy like a snail trail, believe me!
by Relaxitwonttear April 4, 2024
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Snail

Snail needs his or her medicine
by prosvsjoesamronstbrown July 18, 2025
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wannabee snail

When a male cums inside a girl, and she drags her pussy acros the floor and pretends to be a snail.
I did a wannabee snail last night at my boyfriends house.
by Sheeproaders April 5, 2019
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Snail

When you goto fist bump your friend then slide your hand underneath there fist bump and show the peace sign as if to make the shape of a snail
*friend goes to fist bump you

*you snail him
You:”snail”
*friend giggles
by The Irish megamind May 26, 2018
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snails

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snails: ew
by jdokvdeyhvdryj July 18, 2019
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