January 2, is national smurf day
Created by me and Mia for making ourselves Smurf’s on January 2,2021 7:31 pm
Created by me and Mia for making ourselves Smurf’s on January 2,2021 7:31 pm
by 🍎⚡️😻👹✨💕💀🤪 January 6, 2022
Get the National Smurf Daymug. by WereCat56 September 5, 2023
Get the Pull a Papa Smurfmug. Dude, I thought I was gonna get a three way the other night, but she turned out to be a smurf flipper
by niknana February 4, 2015
Get the smurf flippermug. Describes a person using Viagra recreationally. The "smurf" relates to the pill being the same blue colour as a smurf. "my ride" related to the upgraded performance as in "pimp my ride"
Jason: I'm in for a big night tonight. I've got the little blue pills so I know it's gonna be good!
Junior: Cool Jas, do you have a spare to share? I wanna smurf my ride too!!!
Junior: Cool Jas, do you have a spare to share? I wanna smurf my ride too!!!
by MikeBus November 13, 2010
Get the smurf my ridemug. by JesusIsNigger September 22, 2023
Get the realistic smurf catmug. When a turk tricks u into eating 1 of those joke sweets that turns your mouth ridiculously blue. You, in revenge, immediately seduce him and begin to give him a blowjob, but before climax you stop, withdraw your mouth and shove a tiny white smurfs hat over his bell end. Resulting in a sexually frustrated randy turk, with a dick that looks like papa smurf.
Akan "yea i though sarah was guna give me some of the good stuff, but my dick fully got turkish smurf jobbed"
by charlie29 November 13, 2009
Get the turkish smurf jobmug. by smurftit October 12, 2008
Get the Smurf Her Titsmug.