Best person alive. Best at soccer. Has the best hair. And if someone hurts Simons friends, they will be knocked out.
by 74)45286482&!;! June 13, 2020
Get the Simon Berrymug. Simon is cute
by Gawk gawk giver babablowjob February 12, 2021
Get the Simonmug. 
Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you
by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021
Get the simon the seahorsemug. The best person in this fucking world.
Simon can’t be described but the closest we can come to describing him is perfect
Simon can’t be described but the closest we can come to describing him is perfect
by Simon is my boyfriend March 27, 2023
Get the Simonmug. 