simon

tingggg

can i get a tiki mingggg tingggg in the simon butt hole

by colton david July 11, 2022

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Simon

Evil person

Oh he's a Simon, stay away from him

by SimonDaDemon September 11, 2025

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A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022

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Simon-Booj

Dog

I love my dog Simon-Booj

by Simon-Booj September 18, 2020

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Simon and Garfinkel's

A former Washington D.C.-based "yupscale" department-store chain dat featured live-music entertainment.

Simon and Garfinkel's stayed open 24/7 because they wanted to make sure their customers would still have time to shop after watching their singers perform for a number of hours.

by QuacksO December 6, 2020

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