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Shipping forecast

A veiled reference to a Black Books episode, used as a metaphor for masturbation. In the episode, Fran masturbates to the shipping forecast because the reader's voice 'confuses her'... but in a good way.
"Why is Linnea taking so long to get changed?"

"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."
by Flannybabes May 15, 2012
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Junk-slopping

The inadvertent, surreptitious, and often accidental placement of one's genitalia on another's person, usually the face or head.
"When you have a small dog that sometimes cuddles with you in bed, if you close your eyes for too long, you have to get used to the occasional dink across the forehead. You get used to such junk-slopping."
by Artychick1970 December 31, 2011
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traffic shipping

Traffic shipping is the umbrella term for all shipping in the Life series, a hardcore Minecraft Smp that consists of a certain mechanic each season.

Commonly used on tumblr and X (twitter).
“Hey todd, do you support traffic shipping?”

Of course, as long as they only ship their PERSONAS. Then it’s fine with me!”
by :33< Nepeta Stan August 27, 2023
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Shooping

I was bored and started shooping some pictures
by Xilient August 10, 2009
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sopping

if someone or something is soaking wet drenched.
"it's pouring down outside - i'm sopping".
"sopping wet".
by cat1 September 6, 2006
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Stopping Short

Hitting the brakes at the last second so you can grab the breast of the woman next to you while looking like a hero all at once
I heard that Jeff has been stopping short with all his dates latly
by supergoose94 November 12, 2010
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shipping

Fandom uses this word as a verb to denote their interest in the possible (and perhaps more often impossible) romantic relationship between two characters in a piece of fiction belonging to any medium. It's really never used in a platonic way, but if it ever is, people tend to separately emphasize that they are using it platonically.

Usually written: Character/Character or CharacterxCharacter. Fanfiction without any shipping, or with little emphasis on ship is usually labeled genfic, which there is a depressing lack of.
Person 1: It is a little weird how much I am retroactively shipping DoogiexVinnie.
Person 2: Yeah. That's kinda damaged. And Vinnie's like a little weasel. He's got a weasel face.
Person 1: But did you notice how weirdly gay they are for each other???
Person 2: No. Eww. Stop talking.
by Heligoland December 5, 2009
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