Satchel Shame

The guilt one feels when they forget to bring their reusable bags to the grocery store.

The cashier looked at me with contempt, as I'd forgotten my reusable bags, causing profound satchel shame.

by Abiding Dude September 12, 2011

Scotchety

adj. - Being of an extremely Scottish nature, or being covered in tartan.

"Since I've moved from Edinburgh, I find the only thing that cures my homesickness is to make my living quarters as scotchety as possible."

"Professor McGonagall is one fine, scotchety sorceress."

by Garcia Mendez January 2, 2012

Scratch The Donkey

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation

Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"

by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011

scratch-tubate

To scratch one's own genitals as if masturbating

A: Hey, why are you scratch-tubating?
B: I need to scratch-tubate 'cause it feels like my dick is on fire. It must be a sex thing...
A: Holy shit, yo're crawling with crabs!
(from "The Big C", season 2, episode 4)

by Tara13 January 15, 2014

scratch-harming

where one scratches at their skin till it bleeds. Where one scratches under their long hair and produces a red irritated area. Usually done by self-harmers who are less self-confident to do wrist or thigh cuts.

I can't go to the hair-stylist because i scratch-harm.
I can't pull up my hair on my side because then people will discover I am currently scratch-harming.

by almostEMOgirl,almostNOT May 17, 2015

Satchering

Using your phone for long periods of time when there are people to have a conversation with.

Hey, what's James doing? Oh don't mind him, he's just Satchering. Even if you did talk to him, he wouldn't hear you.

by Peepee23 June 1, 2015

scratch the barnacle

A sexual act where one stimulates the Gräfenberg spot (g-spot) of a woman. The bumpy texture of the g-spot and the wetness of the vaginal walls make for the comparison of the g-spot to barnacles.

She was horny so I went over to scratch the barnacle.

by rapidscan October 19, 2015