Headphone sadness

The feeling of depression you get from no headphones.

*wake up*
*no headphones*
*headphone sadness*

by Richard Haass March 13, 2022

Sad Gays

Who people who are sad, also end up being Gay

Usually for each other

“Aw, Look at them.”

“They look sad.”

“And Gay.”

“Sad gays!”

by Balls jr November 3, 2022

Rage Sad

When you try to think of the word Distraught, but your brain gave up halfway.

When my mom kicked me out I was like... Rage Sad. I dunno; I'm high.

by GreatSquiggy December 1, 2020

drunk and sad

when you’re so drunk, you realize how horrible your life really is. your friends talk shit about you, your family leaves you in the dirt, your significant other doesn’t want to see you. It can take a whole bunch of vodka and rum to make you realize that the entire life you’ve been living is a piece of shit. if you killed yourself, people would be sad for a week and then move the fuck on and forget you. when you’re drunk and sad, you come to realize that nobody actually cares about you.

J-“why did he kill himself?”
M-“everyone said he got drunk and sad. you know that must’ve been his breaking point”
J-“damn.”

by DrunkAndRegretful February 12, 2018

Sad Chins

The direct opposite or antonym of cool beans (refers to a sad face with multiple parentheses following).

Person 1: “Dude, my SO broke up with me this morning.”
Person 2: “Sad chins, dude.”
Person 1: “I know :(((((((“

by parenthesis101 February 21, 2018

Sad ending

When a massage client asks for a happy ending and the therapist suggest they finish themselves off with “this bottle”
“This bottle” usually contains biofreeze, bengay. or icey hot

I had a client ask for something extra so I offered him a sad ending.
Haven’t seen him since

by Glock(oma) July 2, 2021

sad strawberry

The art of blowing out an asshole during anal sex

I gave my mom a sad strawberry for mother’s day

by Jlane348 May 11, 2019