Someone who hides they’re gooey sensitive interior inside crusty exterior. Acts like they aren’t sweet but really are. A wonderful friend. Always up for adventure and down for road trips to anywhere. Makes a lot of dad jokes. Some are funny.
by Hernerbernerner June 3, 2018
Get the Magical cinnamon roll sword mug.An epic duel (some call it a dance) in which each contestant attacks the opponents pee steam in the same urinal! In effort to over power their stream. To prove once and for all! You have a greater penile velocity , or possibly just heavier flow!
by swords January 7, 2018
Get the Swords mug.1. A reference to Nuklear Power's web comic 8 Bit Theater where the Fighter repeats the phrase to the Guard, who can only reply "Welcome to Cornelia." Used to show automatic responses in nerdy groups and express disinterest in the topic.
2. Way of saying you prefer penis to pussy
2. Way of saying you prefer penis to pussy
Guy 1: Want to hear about my surgery?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Well it went great.
Guy 2: I like swords
Guy 1: *continues to go on
Guy 2: *Every few minutes I like swords
Girl: Who are you here with tonight?
Gay guy: I like swords
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Well it went great.
Guy 2: I like swords
Guy 1: *continues to go on
Guy 2: *Every few minutes I like swords
Girl: Who are you here with tonight?
Gay guy: I like swords
by Tweedle_the_Bard January 17, 2020
Get the I like swords mug.To ask a man if he dips the red sword, is to ask him if he's comfortable having sex with a girl on her period.
*A young couple in bed together*
Sarah: 'So Aaron, do you... dip the red sword?'
Aaron: 'Absolutely. A little blood never hurt nobody'
Sarah: 'So Aaron, do you... dip the red sword?'
Aaron: 'Absolutely. A little blood never hurt nobody'
by Fatto January 27, 2020
Get the dip the red sword mug.by Lord Word god April 6, 2020
Get the Sword mug.One of the rarest swords ever made. Only a few were made in the world. It is one of the deadliest swords, and that is why people stopped creating them.
"Wait Jim is that a pork sword? It is so massive."
"Thanks Matt, it's been in the family for many generations."
"Thanks Matt, it's been in the family for many generations."
by True_Gamer69 April 11, 2020
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