Swift Dick

When your being fucked in the ass, and you don't even know it.

Dude hes cheating on you, your getting swift dicked and you dont even know it.

by Ryan89_69 December 29, 2018

Pulling a T swift

When you talk about people behind their back;make songs about everyone you've ever dated and broke up with; if you are a scaley, cold blooded, slithery snake

Man I told Jessie about how I was cheating on jake and turned out she was pulling a T Swift on me!

by CRAZYPEOPLE123456789 August 27, 2017

taylor swift

the sole reason of my existence <3

taylor swift is awesome!
yeah, she's why i keep going!

by srklover1965 March 20, 2024

Taylor Swift

Basically just the devil...

God: hello misses swift we meet again.
The devil/taylor swift: yes we do meet again

by Big TR October 24, 2019

Taylor Swift

Trash, very trash, very trash and overrated af.
Other definition: An artist who sings I guess

Travis Kelce is dating some girl named ‘Taylor Swift’ whoever that is.

by ChickenDanBillyBob439 January 24, 2024

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer"

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer," song. Note there's, an online British site, about gruel, and someone, made a Bananarama, "Cruel Summer" parody, called "Gruel Summer. "Taylor's Swift's "Cruel Summer," sounds nothing, like this one.

Taylor Swift's "Gruel Summer" is my parody, of her "Cruel Summer." "Devils boil some mice, angels boil some rice. Eggs look so tasty, like the devil!" This is my jokes, on the lyrics: "devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes," and "he looks, so pretty, like a devil!" Why boil mice? Well devils are evil, so that's my point! The second verse, is my joke, on deviled eggs! I hope you like this joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

Swift

The sheer most useless fuckin company on planet earth. In order to be hired on swift trucking you must be retarded in any way. Down syndrome, cerebral palsy, a fuckin vegetable, you name it they'll hire.

"Oh boy he's more retarded than a Swift driver"
Acronyms:
Stevie Wonders Institute For Trucking
See What I Fucked Up Today
Two Fags In a White Semi

by Mr. RepublicanGuy February 9, 2021