Gregor is a weird name
by *tweak* September 20, 2003
by EBSCOHOSTKILLER January 06, 2010
Man i was walking down the street and fucking King Squirrel jumped out of the tree and beat my ass...with nuts.
by Spencer Bliss November 06, 2007
"Dude! I was scoping this hot chick at the bar last night but then she spoke and she was a total ground squirrel. Her head was full of walnuts, total waste."
by DPH Red strange.com January 24, 2013
by Your Undercover Lover September 15, 2009
A large rodent resembling a squirrel, a rat, and a raccoon. They vary in color, but are the size of an average brown bear. Thought to be connected to Illuminati. Related to the Algerian Squirrel.
First discovered in 1700's, these terrifying animals were found in a tomb of what could have been an alien tomb in Nigeria. Because of the terrifying appearance and creepiness of the tomb and animal, the tomb was sealed and the ordeal was completely covered up. That's why you never hear about Nigerian Squirrels anymore.
First discovered in 1700's, these terrifying animals were found in a tomb of what could have been an alien tomb in Nigeria. Because of the terrifying appearance and creepiness of the tomb and animal, the tomb was sealed and the ordeal was completely covered up. That's why you never hear about Nigerian Squirrels anymore.
by werty29991 December 22, 2014
When a girl packs away your nuts in either cheek while "climbing" the man's dick by rapidly moving hands down it. All of this while making squirrel sounds.
by Jake, Jared, Kristie December 11, 2006