shifty snake

Able to lose your boner while having sex and is still able to cum

During sex Kyle gave me the shifty snake, he was hitting all my good spos

shifty snake by Shifty snake February 4, 2017

the Snakening

When your friend turns out to not be who you thought him/her to be, at all, and starts "ssss"-ing like a snake.

Friend A: How could you do this to us?
Friend B: Yea...how?
Snake: Cause I'm a snake??...
Friend C: Ahh...there it is...THE SNAKENING...

the Snakening by flyingz January 31, 2020

doo doo snake 

A long and unpinched bowel movement which has a curved or coiled shape to it, resembling the body of a snake.

A catchy doo doo snake jingle:

Doo doo snake doo doo snake
Ya make me feel better when my tummy aches
Doo doo snake doo doo snake
Were you a hot dog or a piece of cake?

doo doo snake by Vincenz December 14, 2008

drowning the snake 

When one masturbates under water

"Fred got kicked out of the local swim club for drowning the snake during adult swim."

drowning the snake by Andrew Trivett January 15, 2008

Phantom Turd Snake 

When a person feels they have let out the longest log turd of all time, only to look in the toilet and see a rabbit pellet looking shit. The feeling is most disappointing for twitter shitters everywhere.

"I was going to tweet about this giant shit I took, but alas it was a phantom turd snake."

Not to be confused with "phantom shit"

Phantom Turd Snake by Stephanie Sunfire October 19, 2014

eat like snake 

to unhinge your jaw and eat a whole burger in one bite

"Damn dude I was so hungry that I eat like snake'd that burger"

eat like snake by isbjørnen June 11, 2016

suck a snake 

Sly term meant to say slurping on a meat pole.

Mom: Hey Jerry, can you take out the trash?
Jerry: No mom, go suck a snake

suck a snake by BlackyChan69 June 5, 2016