self-poster

Someone who comments on their own comments in a social networking environment.

John (status update): Good morning world!
John (commenting on his own status): LML!
John (commenting on his own status again): God, I'm such a self-poster!

by nearly civilized November 17, 2011

Self Ham

When you want to self harm but you can't spell so decide to cut your own dick instead

I was feeling depressed today, so I went to self harm but self ham’ed instead, and cut my dick off

by Self ham king November 29, 2021

Self-Crime

1. killing of oneself
2. masturbation
3. getting high

"That bitch over there just self-crimed."
"Bro, I'm actually gonna self-crime."
"My life is so shitty I'm gonna self-crime."
"Wanna come to my place, smoke a joint, and self-crime."

by eat.crayon April 30, 2020

Self-cremate

1. Cremation, or burning, of oneself
2. Nutting, ejaculation

"Bro, she was so hot I self-cremated."
"I'm gonna fucking self-cremate."

by eat.crayon April 30, 2020

self-viceolation

The process of spending your entire quarantine drinking, smoking, sexing, gaming, and indulging in any other form of gluttony you choose.

While practicing self-isolation, Tim decided to engage in a little self-viceolation and get whiskey drunk at 8am. Be like Tim.

by Paydatrolltolltogetin May 9, 2020

Self-blinded

That moment when you look yourself in the mirror and almost go blind by your own beauty

“Damn! I look good. Oops I got self-blinded”

by Flowegirl February 27, 2020

self remittance

The act of sending yourself money in a foreign account to spend in that country. The money can be used for shopping, partying and clubbing.

Hey Mike, I just sent a self remittance for my vacation to the Philippines.

by jeff phillis August 7, 2020