scoop the valve

scooping a fucking valve
like a proper valve you work with
scoop her out like winnie the pooh scoops out the honey pot
i scoop the valve also known as steph wiseman last night
She stroked my gray beard
I was asleep
by Mr R Gray November 04, 2010
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scoop baby

A person, who at conception was shot on the sheets by his father, and his mother felt sorry for the unborn children, and scooped it back up. The result of which is a ignorant, arrogant, often ugly offspring.
" I hate Steve. He's such a dumbass."
"Yeah, he thinks he is so sexy, but he looks like a failed cloning experiment"
"Yeah, you can definitely tell Steve was a scoop baby"
by hammythebearhammythebear March 09, 2017
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Annnnd Scoop!

Luz picks up and while saying “Annnnd Scoop!”
by Move!ImGay January 07, 2021
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Salty Scoop

Taking a salty chip in a scoop form to collect some sort of bodily fluid and chowing down.
Dude, do you remember salty scooping each other’s jizz last night?
by VFM Boyz October 03, 2019
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scoop-walk

when a person somewhat waddles, but mainly only on one leg.
Almost in a "scooping" fashion; they are scooping with one leg. It adds extra emphasis when the person has longer hair that sways behind them when they 'scoop-walk'
person 1: "Hey, check out Trevor, man. He sure is scoop-walkin' today!"
person 2: "Haha ayy, day go duh scoop!"
person 1: "Haha, he's lame!"
by potential April 28, 2008
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dope-scoop

ewwww a dope-scoop? bruh, just do edibles like the rest of us sane people
by bugsfromsafeway February 14, 2025
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Tipsy Scoop

After a night of boozing with your woman and things start getting weird, you hold a waffle cone under your girls ass while she takes a shit into it. You then take the skinny end of the cone and place it in her snatch, while you fuck the wide end with shit inside of it.
Dude how did it go last night? “Not bad, I ended up giving her a tipsy scoop
by Imabrew17 May 17, 2018
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