argus's ass

A description of any nasty {mung} encrusted oriface. A crusty crevice. A bunghole of the most porcine or bovine caliber. A most uninviting love canal.

Origin: A Pekanese dog named Argus in Hicksville, Long Island in the late 1960's. Had a hideous ass and was not the least bit asshamed of it.

Well I bent over in my tight bathing suit and I could tell by their expressions that I was showing them an Argus's ass.

by Roseanne LeVitre October 15, 2005

Monkey's Ass

The posterior of a simian creature. Used in simile to express the discomfort of brutal heat.

Yesterday it was cold as a witches tit. Now today it's hot as a monkey's ass.

by Danny SS August 30, 2005

lick the cat's ass

the act of doing nothing; dire boredom

guy 1: "What's up?"

guy 2: "I've just been staying home every night lately, licking the cat's ass."

by Cubi August 27, 2005

cat's ass

In reference to something more excellent than a cat's meow

Well, ain't that the cat's ass?

by sarahisthecatsass December 15, 2006

Horse's ass

The President of the united states since 2000

Also see: idiot

by Tommy Vercetti April 24, 2004

sassle

to relax or chill, Pedro style.

we'll have a sassle here for a bit before going to tesco

by GI Juicy October 28, 2013

Sassyfrasser

One who regularly retorts with a sarcastic response. The attitude of one who talks back and must get the last word in.

"Let's go get some lunch." Celeste suggested. "You're not the boss of me!!" Amber retorted.

Amber is a sassyfrasser.

by Celeste220104 November 27, 2011