sam random

a general random person; someone who's name you would not know; someone who's identity isn't of importance or use to a story you are telling; a hypothetical person like "bob" or "joe"... like a john doe. just a general "random" or "no namer".
if a sam random gave you a beer, it was just someone at the party that you don't even really know and probably don't care to know either

Who gave you that beer?
Response: I don't know, just some sam random.

Yo, I was at the park the other day, and I saw these sam randoms sniffing birth control and I thought to myself "someone's going to be missing some pills=babieeees!"

Who told you bobby had a threesome last weekend? (that's pretty sweet)
Response: Honestly, I wouldn't even remember who... just some sam random.

by sexy farmer April 3, 2007

SAM

Sexy Ass Muthafucka

phil is a sam.

We gave the boys at the club a nickname which is sam.

by lightskinhoney March 21, 2009

toucan sam

Someone who requires only a small amount of alcohol to get drunk, i.e. Two Can Sam.

Dave had a couple of beers and starting puking, what a Toucan Sam.

by Jimmy the Knife April 7, 2008

Sam

One of he most smartest, most funny people on the planet. Sam is good at everything but isnt over confident and he doesnt brag. He usually likes to prase others instead of himself. He is one of the most lovae-able, kind hearted person you will meet and you shoud snatch him up before anyother girl does because he is a hot ticket.

Person 1: Oh my god, Sam just asked me out on a date!
Person 2: Oh my gosh you must snatch him because he is a sexy wild cat!
Person 1: Its alright. I already said YES!

by SamJam! May 12, 2011

sam

1. Persons Name-
2. "Asked of God" (Religious)
3. SAM(Surface to Air Missile-Acronym)

1. I was named Sam, by my parents because it was easy going and nice and short.

by Sam Van April 26, 2006

Sam Walton

A man who created the world's evilest corporation, Wal-Mart!

Sam Walton created a monster, one who loves to eat small businesses within a mile's reach!

by Keussie December 28, 2005

salty sam

a guy's tasty dick when he gets oral sex without having washed 'recently': his partner is having a 'salty sam' on account of the salty sweat and other residues that are ingested in the process of the fellatio

she just went for it before i could suggest a quick shower...I thought "hey, I guess she won't mind a salty sam...whatthafuk, maybe she likes it that way!"

by franc black May 9, 2008