sad cabbage

A dense cabbage that has realized it's existence.

Joshua: Sad Cabbage doesn't exist!
Me: It does, look it up!

by brzzz January 17, 2020

sad slaps

High quality music that you listen to either when you're sad or when you want to make yourself feel sad.

I was feeling shitty yesterday so I sat down and listened to sad slaps for a few hours.

by FuccboiFred April 22, 2020

sad sausage

an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone

There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.

by Whistlin' Willy November 20, 2020

Sad Jonathan

When you desperately try and wank but you feel ashamed and you end up crying by candle light

I had a sad Jonathan tonight, I don’t want to talk about it

by Bdr85 July 2, 2020

sad sauce

the internal sadness when something so terrible happens you can’t help but try to cope with humor

Person 1: my best friend is moving away
Person 2: sad sauce

by livvylivster July 9, 2020

Sad Sarah

Essentially a negative nancy. Someone who has no self confidence or faith in themselves.

"Hey Sarah how fo you think you're going to do in the meet this weekend?" - Mike

"I don't think I'm going to do well..." - Sarah

"You're being a Sad Sarah!" - Mike

by MichaelSolati August 1, 2020

sad fun

When it’s the last formal dinner of the sem and you have to say goodbye to some cool people but also eat nice food and listen to cool music and speeches

I reckon Baxter’s VD is gonna be sad fun

by Sally1234_not October 15, 2017