Russian Cum Bath

When a group of guys cum in a tub, and make a girls swim in it.

Josh: "Bro, me and a couple of girls gave Maria and Stacy a Russian Cum Bath last night!"

Dave: "Gross."

by Bbro3 August 8, 2009

Russian Trombone

The act of receiving a hand job while having your partner blow on your butt hole.

Bro, last night I got a russian trombone from this Indian hooker and my butt hole is still moist!

by GRDN June 28, 2012

Russian Lunch

Sex on the patio in the middle of the afternoon.

I left work at noon and had a Russian lunch with my girlfriend.

by RussianGuyz April 20, 2010

Russian New Year

A do-over for a crappy start to one's new year. Celebrated at midnight of any of Russia's 11 time zones, on any day found suitable to start a new year off right.

Rick: I spend the first week of my new year with a psycho girl

Peter: Well I had to shell out $50 for the morning after, this new year sucks!

Rick: We should celebrate Russian New Year for a fresh start for this year!

by Kamelyon January 13, 2011

Russian Necktie

A Russian necktie is when you slit/cut someone's throat and pull their tongue out through the slit in their neck.

I gave that asshole who kept feeling me up a Russian necktie in the crapper.

by JessieT87 August 25, 2011

Russian Hot

When a woman of Russian origins is average looking but still hot nonetheless because of said Russianness.

Svetlana isn't the hottest chick out there but she sure is "Russian Hot"!

Olga is as dumb as brick, thank god she's "Russian Hot".

by TheFooz May 27, 2013

Double Russian Nose Plug

Originating in Russia, obviously, from a disgruntled baker in the early 1900's and an overly-kinky wife, this act has two variations,both very close in similarity.

The first has the male getting excited and eventually letting loose his business into the woman's, or man's, nostrils, all from one load. The next has the person letting his soul in liquid form into one nostril, then waiting for the shotgun to reload and shooting into the other nostril.

I pulled out the Double Russian Nose Plug at my book club last night.

by The Crazy Irishman April 2, 2009