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Friendship rules

Rules that you make up in a friendship
by Lardner February 5, 2019
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Andrews' Rules

In the game of 8 Ball Pool, Andrews' rules apply when you loose the game with all 7 of your balls still on the table
The looser/s must strip and run 3 laps around the table
Dude you've still got 7 balls, Andrews' Rules! Pro homo🤙
by PineappleUnicorn January 19, 2020
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Reverse Rules

The reverse card is something commonly know in uno. But really what the reverse is used for is texting.

Rule 1: player can throw the reverse card on any text and if said play types “No Reverse Card Back” has to counter or forfeit

Rule 2: The said player hasn’t throw a reverse quick enough before other player Says “No reverse back” The Golden Reverse card can cancel it.
Rule 3: The Golden reverse card can be canceled by the yellow reverse card if said player has yellow card.
Rule 4: Use it appropriately if you don’t know when or what situation to use such reverse ability; throw your phone away!

Rule 5: The Golden Reverse card can only be use every 3 days.
Rule 6: “No reverse card back” play can also be canceled if play throws a reverse card quick enough.
Rule 7: Common cards are cards that can’t cancel nothing but to be used to cancel “No Reverse Card Back” if said player hasn’t typed it yet.
Rule 8: Common cards consist of Red card, Green card, multicolored cards, blue etc.
Travis: Hey man guess what.
Jim: What?
Travis: Your a gay!
Jim: HaHa

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Reverse card
Jim: No reverse card back.
Travis:

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Golden reverse card

Jim:

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Yellow reverse card

Travis: Okay every thing cancels out

Reverse Rules are such rule that exists in texting
by Diego03 March 15, 2020
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Anal Rules

When doing anal the number 1 rule is make sure your bird dont have the shits because if she does and you go to deep you might get muddy puddles. This is where a women has shit on your dick and you then smell and suck yourself off
I was doing anal last night I always follow the anal rules.
by Chax865421 March 24, 2020
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Safety Rules

A phrase used when drunk people do something unsafe. Maurice will always cry “Safety Rules”, to ensure everyone present remembers their safety rules. Made famous by Uncle Bill—- Also said as “Safety rules now”.
*Someone being an idiot* SAFETY RULES!

*Idiot being unsafe* SAFETY RULES NOW!
by SafetyFirstMaurice June 2, 2020
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Catch-Rumplestiltskin-by-the-Balls

When a Girl/Chick/Woman catches her BF in the act with another female (or male/nonbinary human) on video and posts it publicly on IG, FB, Twitter, Snap, or other social media platform, then tags the chick in the post and switches it to, "private."
Did you see how pissed Tyler was when Tinky and Bones razzed him about cheating with that vid?

Yeah, right? He needed it. That's the way to Catch-Rumplestiltskin-By-The-Balls!

Now they know who the Baby-Daddy is...
by mysticklemom June 7, 2020
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dino rules

Dino Rules means so long as no one else present is capable of physically whooping your ass, rules do not apply.
I was at a gathering and only knew few people so naturally I was minding my business, when a total stranger disrespected me, however, we go Dino Rules so I whooped his ass and moved along.
by fookinjayyo June 14, 2020
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